And I think maybe, just maybe, I hear grumblings coming from inside it. Long trip and all that. But hey, he's a vampire, who cares about being cooped up in a coffin-like package for a long time? Apparently he did.
So without further ado, I opened him.
But, *gasp*!
No wonder he was grumbling! He's got a piece of plastic coming out of his butt! I'd grumble too. That can't be comfy.
Bast tried to help remove it:
Then Eddie really got testy! He snatched the plastic away and tried to figure out what he could do with it:
All of his suggestions involved S&M scenarios. I took it away.
I then tried to go back to work, but he had to keep goofing off:
"I'm a zombie! Arrrgggghhhh!"
"Yo. You. My hands ain't shaped like this for nuthin'. Fill 'er up."
So off I went to find a Traveling Edward-sized martini glass. No luck so far. What a grumpy vamp I've got here.
Thus began Edward's Travels in Tampa...today he's going out shopping with me & my roommate. Bwahahaha.
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