An Edward arrives in the Tampa area...

I open the package, unwrap it, and find:


And I think maybe, just maybe, I hear grumblings coming from inside it. Long trip and all that. But hey, he's a vampire, who cares about being cooped up in a coffin-like package for a long time? Apparently he did.

So without further ado, I opened him.

But, *gasp*!


No wonder he was grumbling! He's got a piece of plastic coming out of his butt! I'd grumble too. That can't be comfy.

Bast tried to help remove it:


Then Eddie really got testy! He snatched the plastic away and tried to figure out what he could do with it:


All of his suggestions involved S&M scenarios. I took it away.

I then tried to go back to work, but he had to keep goofing off:

"I'm a zombie! Arrrgggghhhh!"

"Yo. You. My hands ain't shaped like this for nuthin'. Fill 'er up."

So off I went to find a Traveling Edward-sized martini glass. No luck so far. What a grumpy vamp I've got here.

Thus began Edward's Travels in Tampa...today he's going out shopping with me & my roommate. Bwahahaha.

Not cool, Summit.

But He Said He Was Off Hunting Mountain Lion!!!

Edward Laments His Nature (Again)

"Not only am I grappling with my ancient sorrow, but now I discover that I cannot bend my knees."

"That's right. No knee bending. How the h-e-double hockey sticks will I be able to propose to Bella? I can only tilt forward thusly. Maybe I should go moon the Volturi at high noon after all."

Would it be Twi-sacriligious...

...to turn other action figures into Twivamps and then let them loose into the world? I have a hankering to sprinkle glitter on Plastic Hatch and see what he gets up to.

Welcome to the STV blog!

Ok, I'm a glutton for punishment. I love blogs, I love making websites, and I just could not let STV stay on the fringes of knowing with our Facebook fan page (although we have to keep that, too!). Oh, no. We needed a blog. Hehe.

So...I'll let the others take over and report on where Edward is, what he's up to, and where he's headed next...