"Not only am I grappling with my ancient sorrow, but now I discover that I cannot bend my knees."
"That's right. No knee bending. How the h-e-double hockey sticks will I be able to propose to Bella? I can only tilt forward thusly. Maybe I should go moon the Volturi at high noon after all."
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh le sad, sad, unbendable-knee Eddie. Maybe he'll have to propose laying down?
Sounds like an indecent proposal to me!
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